Even John Draper Would be Worried
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The ultimate (for the time being) escalation of the use of AI in the advertising world is Rozy, an incarnation of Korea’s Sidus Studio X (035420.KS), who is a ‘virtual influencer and model’ who earned close to $1m last year. While the 22 year old influencer looks and acts like more typical influencers or pop stars that sign deals to hawk various items to those who are predisposed to follow whatever trend is current, she is not a real person and is therefore available 24 hours/day and does not need to be flown (along with a retinue of make-up artists, wardrobe specialists, hair designers, and aides) to exotic locations for a few hour shoot, with only the background footage being necessary, which can be shot by local videographers. She does not age, nor does she get negative publicity after heavy partying with other celebs, and she has picked up endorsements from over 100 sponsorships since her ‘creation’ in 2020, but the ultimate in AI based ‘advertising’ is expected to be MAVE, a virtual only all girl group devised by Kakao Entertainment (103260.KS) that will follow in the footsteps of ‘aespa’, the SM Entertainment (SMCE) actual girl group that has a virtual equivalent.
“The airship is combusting and falling down with flames and smoke as it nears the mooring mast. There are passengers screaming and the air is filled with acrid smoke”
Instead of the historic rendition that expressed a bit more emotion:
“It’s fire and it crashing! . . . This is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world! Oh, it’s crashing . . . oh, four or five hundred feet into the sky, and it’s a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. There’s smoke, and there’s flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground, not quite to the mooring mast. Oh, the humanity, and all the passengers screaming around here!
. . . I can’t talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, it’s just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage, and everybody can hardly breathe and talk . . . Honest, I can hardly breathe. I’m going to step inside where I cannot see it. . . .”